Josh Sargent Inches Ever Closer To Wonderteenhood With Nifty Goal
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4PEXM)

This is an urgent communiqui(C) from the American Wonderteen Identification Department: Though we have not yet officially identified a player capable of inheriting the title of Wonderteen from Christian Pulisic, various candidates are being strongly considered. One such candidate is 19-year-old striker Josh Sargent, who"