If aliens call, do not hold a referendum on what to do next, say Britons

Vote-weary public decide against planetary poll should ETs contact Earth

In the event that aliens ever contact Earth, the British public is clear on one thing: do not hold a referendum to decide what to do next.

The option to hold a planetary vote on how to respond to inquiring extraterrestrials ranked bottom in a poll of 2,000 Britons asked how humanity's reaction should be determined.