Should Salads Be on Plates or in Bowls? (A Short Debate About a Dumb Thing People Do)

I eat salads often now, because I have transitioned to a phase of my life where I'm expected to eat them often, and I don't want to subvert those expectations. I'm so immersed in salad culture, so attuned to the salad zeitgeist, that my affinity for leafy greens lightly fondled by zesty liquids precedes me. When I"