Brugge Player Scores Two Goals On Real Madrid Despite Twice Doo-Dooing Himself
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4RKT5)

Even though Real Madrid have been ass all year, no one would've expected anything other than a comfortable win when the Blancos hosted Club Brugge in the Champions League today. And yet the Belgian team spent the vast majority of the match in winning position, thanks to two goals from Emmanuel Dennis, who somehow"