Reports: No NBA Team Has An "F" In Its Name
by Luis Paez-Pumar from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4S9RQ)

Deadspin sources, who requested anonymity for fear of retaliation, confirmed to Deadspin that no NBA team has an "F" in its name. This was discovered when the Deadspin staff was using our work chat to type "F" to pay respects to a dead Macbook charger, as one does. One callow staffer refused to do so, so our unnamed"