If You're Going to a Pumpkin Patch, Bring a Towel
by Claire Lower from Lifehacker on (#4SYT3)

I am what is known as an "indoor kid," which means I am often woefully underprepared for any sort of outside activity, even those geared towards children. Such was the case this weekend, when I went to a pumpkin patch, and ended up covered in a not-insignificant amount of mud. You cannot stop the mud, but you can"