Yeah, I Think I Hate Halloween
by Damon Young on Very Smart Brothas, shared by Damon from on (#4TAT1)

On the "Things I Happen To Hate" spectrum-which, unfortunately, seems to be lengthening as I age-Halloween is nowhere near the pinnacle. In fact, it is a basement/replacement-level hate, down there with beets and "black Republican male haircuts"-acceptably hateable things that aren't worth the bandwidth necessary for"