Check Out The Wheels On This Pumpkin Thief
by Dan McQuade on The Concourse, shared by Samer Kala from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4TC0R)
Yesterday, D.C. writer Topher Mathews posted about the pumpkin on his doorstep. Specifically, he posted about how someone had stolen his pumpkin. It happens all the time! However, I have to say that I am pretty sure most pumpkin thefts are not this funny.