My Life As A Minor League Baseball Clown
by Malt Schlitzman from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4TFTB)
Social media has Hoovered the best years out of my life. The last thing I remember, I was a college freshman whose cosplay enthusiast girlfriend signed us both up for a website called "The Face Book." Now, I'm middle-aged and drive an electric car. As if this wasn't already evident, at no point between these events"