This "Christmas Shirt For Dog Lovers" is definitely a penis
by Thom Dunn from on (#4V19E)
Do you love Christmas? Do you love dogs? How about dongs? Well then I have just the shirt for you!
Uhhhhh pretty sure that's not a dog? https://t.co/r6S2Kjp2R3 pic.twitter.com/nb6UP9vjsP
- Turkey Doom (@thomdunn) November 8, 2019
I mean I guess I can see how that's supposed to be a dog with the - wait, nope, that's definitely a dick.
It's also available in a holly pattern, if you're so interested.