Behold the Drawstring Piglet Electric Luminous Concert Walking Doll Crystal Pig

On Twitter, David Wahl (Archie McPhee's Director of Awesome) shared his latest discovery: the Drawstring Piglet Electric Luminous Concert Walking Doll Crystal Pig. This incredible creature is my new ShorDurPerSav.

Electric music pig has everything you want in a pig.

Running
Having traction rope
Good music
can emit light pic.twitter.com/RLDrICVHRv

- David Wahl (@zoomar) December 12, 2019

Gets along well with emoji baby. Has grown wings. What is happening? pic.twitter.com/tepQMEGLD9

- David Wahl (@zoomar) December 12, 2019

Love shape
Crystal ears, shining well pic.twitter.com/4Utv0oWQoI

- David Wahl (@zoomar) December 12, 2019

Don't F with "Walking Singing Musical Light Pig Electric Toy with Leash Interactive Plastic with Electronic Components Toy for Boys Girls Kids Random Color" or it will kill you. pic.twitter.com/j9SiS81LZv

- David Wahl (@zoomar) December 12, 2019

I am a running pig.

Babies grow up to be playmates pic.twitter.com/ylKM1nmkDm

- David Wahl (@zoomar) December 12, 2019

Interesting tie
Funny and fun pic.twitter.com/w0OtpoeAHw

- David Wahl (@zoomar) December 12, 2019