You Need a Pair of Kitchen Shoes
by A.A. Newton on Skillet, shared by A.A. Newton to L from Lifehacker on (#4Y7DZ)

I have hilariously bad circulation in my extremities, which means that I wear thick socks and slippers 24/7 from October to May. This year, I got extremely cushy slippers for Christmas-and proceeded to immediately spill all kinds of bullshit on them while cooking dinner for my family. Tragic.
Luckily, none of the stains