Everyone Can Relax. The White House Is Very Close to a Vaccine for...Ebola?

The White House wanted to clear up a few things to set everyone at ease: First, whales are not mating with elephants so the reports of "whalephants" are false. Also, reports of quicksand deaths have been grossly misreported as the last person to die from quicksand was Wile E. Coyote. And, when the president said"