An Open Letter to the (White) Men in Airport Restrooms Who Refuse to Wash Their Hands

Hey Thad. It is Thad, right? How did I know that was your name? Lucky guess, I guess. Anyway, I know you're in a rush. We're in Gate A and your flight to Austin boards in 22 minutes from Gate E, and Charlotte Douglas International Airport is arbitrarily and unnecessarily massive, so I'll keep this short.