This is Horse$#&!: Nick Foles is Just Some More Chicago Bears Patchwork
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#50XQX)

For most of their fans, watching the Bears in the offseason is a lot like watching Martin Landau's Bela Lugosi in the lake with the octopus in "Ed Wood." Not only does he have to thrash about wildly, but he has to additionally do the thrashing about for the inanimate and unwieldy beast he's wrestling. And almost"