To the Person Who I Apparently Share an Email With, You Have a Job Offer on the Table, Bro

My real name, while not traditional, isn't exactly unique. This means that I remember when Gmail first dropped, I did a mad dash (did you have to be invited back then? I can't remember) to get my FIRSTNAME.LASTNAME@gmail.com account. And I did. I've had that email account for well over a decade now and,"