No, Joe Buck Won’t Do Play-By-Play Of You Having Sex
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#51JXE)

We've all been delighted by play-by-play announcers filling their time by announcing mundane, everyday activities. Like here. Or Josh Lewin here. Or here. Even Joe Buck volunteered to try and give us all a smile with submissions from the masses. Like anything that involves submissions from the masses, this went"