Now This Asshole Wants His Name on the Stimulus Checks Because He Loves Himself and You Should, Too
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#526NB)

It's one thing to do something nice; it's another thing to do something nice and then demand that you be acknowledged. But it's a whole other thing to be the president of the people and send them the most minimal bailout you possibly can during a global pandemic and then hold that desperately needed money up so that"