Disgraced Former Trump Attorney Michael Cohen to be Freed From Prison Early Because of the Coronavirus’ Proximity to His Valuable White Lungs
Brilliant comedian Chris Rock had this bit during his comedy special Bigger and Blacker in which he "joked" that there isn't a white person in the room who would be willing to trade places with him and he's rich. I know I'm paraphrasing here but, he explained that for even a downtrodden white person, it still pays to"