Disgraced Former Trump Attorney Michael Cohen to be Freed From Prison Early Because of the Coronavirus’ Proximity to His Valuable White Lungs
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#52A5V)

Brilliant comedian Chris Rock had this bit during his comedy special Bigger and Blacker in which he "joked" that there isn't a white person in the room who would be willing to trade places with him and he's rich. I know I'm paraphrasing here but, he explained that for even a downtrodden white person, it still pays to"