Governor Invites Sports Teams To Florida, Where Fire In The House Is Definitely Aurora Borealis
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#53EA1)

Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida today emerged from his crypt/coffin/hole dug by Saruman to invite all professional sports teams to Florida. Certainly he's got his timing down, as all of MLB, the NBA, and MLS are discussing either completely housing their entire leagues there to finish out seasons (NBA and MLS) or as...