[1182] The Three Wishes
by Novil from Sandra and Woo on (#5454K)
- Genie: Ho ho ho! For setting me free, I'll grant you three wishes!
- Genie: But I can't make someone fall in love-
- Sandra the Explorer: Eternal health until I decide to die out of my own free will.
- Genie: -with you. And you can't wish for-
- Sandra the Explorer: The ability to shapeshift into any possible stable arrangement of elementary particles.
- Genie: -more... wishes......
- Sandra the Explorer: The ability to freely choose the position of my body in all existing reference frames.
- Genie: Mommy!!
- Sandra the Explorer: I'm waiting...
- ???: Abort! Abort!
- ???: Oh #@&$! She's here!