Trump: Yes, I Went Down Into the Bunker but I Was Just Checking the Food Rations for Hot Fries
When I was in elementary school and the bully was messing with me, I would do this thing where I would go to the office and say I had a stomachache. They would call my grandfather and he'd come pick me up. It wasn't the smoothest move and it didn't save me from getting picked on but for that one day, I was free of...