Tory conference finally cancelled, but the football season rolls on | John Crace

Will anyone attend the livestreamed fringe events without free sandwiches as inducements?

There are times I feel I'm losing my touch as a hypochondriac. There were long periods during my 40s and 50s when I would only have to exhibit the mildest of symptoms and I would be on the phone to the doctor - with Google almost any symptom can be potentially fatal. I've lost track of the number of blood tests and more invasive procedures I've had in order to find out I'm not about to die.