Personalized cum and vag rags
by Rob Beschizza from on (#55YCP)
Perfect for weddings, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, bridal showers, funerals, etc., these "personalized cum and vag rags" arrive as a handsome set of two. Nonheteronormative couples will be delighted to know that both towels can be cum or vag or indeed anything they please, so long as it is a glib yet outre reference to wiping up genitourinary discharges. [h/t kthor]