Men Lie, Women Lie, Cops Don't—Unless We're Talking About the Cop Who Lied on Raptors Exec Masai Ujiri

There are two groups of people that I don't trust under any circumstances: cashiers when they say I can't have extra napkins (y'all greedy with the oxtail gravy, too) and police officers when they insist that they're acting in the best interest of Black and Brown folks.