Article 57V9W Marvel fans, you can use the Infinity Gauntlet to perform its most important task ever

Marvel fans, you can use the Infinity Gauntlet to perform its most important task ever

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It's already one of the most iconic items in film history. Unless you've been off-world for the past few years, you already know all about the all-powerful Infinity Gauntlet. It's the weapon wielded by the Mad Titan Thanos in his quest to reshape the cosmos in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, culminating in a heart-stopping smackdown that took two movies to chronicle, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame."

With a snap, Thanos used the Gauntlet to eliminate half the sentient life in the known universe. Now with a snap, you can use the Gauntlet for an even higher purpose: to get right to a cold, refreshing brew.

Whether you're a Marvel fan or just get a kick out of a fun novelty item, you're sure to generate some serious conversation when you whip out this Thanos Bottle Opener during your next party or get-together.

It's just over 5 inches long, but with its cool electroplated retro copper color and a full collection of the six fabled Infinity Stones, it's a nearly perfect recreation of the galaxy-defying weapon. Of course, all you've got to do is grab your bottle cap in its galactic clutches, give it a flick and you've unleashed both your favorite beverage and a whole heap of whup-ass on Tony Stark and his friends.

In the event that universal genocide isn't your thing, you could also steer your bottle opening into a more positive direction with the Thor Bottle Opener. With you go with the bronze or silver versions, this one looks exactly like the Thunder God's storied Asgardian weapon, the mighty Mjolnir hammer.

It's even inscribed with the same message that has been featured on the hammer since Thor's creation back in 1962: "Whosoever holds this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." And if cracking open your preferred IPA doesn't prove you're fundamentally worthy to hold the power of an ancient deity, we don't know what does.

Originally $14, you can add an extra 15 percent savings to the already discounted price by entering the coupon code GOFORIT15 at checkout. That makes the price of either the Infinity Gauntlet bottle opener or Thor's hammer bottle opener just $9.34. Or maybe...just get 'em both.

Prices are subject to change.

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