Close Encounters of the Linux Kind

We went to Norfolk's Gardens by the Sea today. I was wearing a Linux tee shirt which pictured a thoroughly besotted Tux, surrounded by empty bottles, with the caption, "sudo rm -rf."

A passerby asked me, "What does your shirt say?" I told him, as he looked at it more closely, and he said something like, "Oh, delete everything."

I asked, "Are you a Linux guy?"

He said he was, then added, "Linux is user friendly. It's just very careful about who it chooses as friends."