An Astros dynasty would be the perfect end to this dumpster of a season
by Thomas Laforgia from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5937V)
In Greek mythology, before the gods of Olympus, there were the Titans, a group of siblings who came to power by overthrowing their dad, Uranus, and chopping off his dick. The Titan Cronus, who took the throne from his castrated father, was then himself defeated and imprisoned by his own son, Zeus.