Tesla’s Tequila exists, pricily
Elon Musk has branched out from rockets and cars into booze - as Tesla has launched Tesla Tequila on its website today. If you have $250 burning a hole in your pocket, you can pick up your very own lightning-shaped bottle.
A screenshot of Tesla's website.The original branding was Teslaquila, but that must have been jettisoned somewhere along the way. (Well, the idea did start as an April Fools' Day joke.) Orders are limited to two bottles, and only people in some states can receive them because of industry regulations."
Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks.
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