Assassin's Creed Valhalla review: cloudy with a chance of mead halls

PS4 and PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series, PC; Ubisoft
The weather's as bad as ever, but this smart, inventive and witty open-world game is a veritable Viking feast of adventure

It's been a wild ride this year, but you can always rely on Assassin's Creed to lighten the mood. Let's see what those zany historians at Ubisoft have cooked up for us in the excitingly named Assassin's Creed Valhalla ... Peterborough, is it? Norwich in the dark ages?

I have nothing against our beautiful cathedral cities, rolling plains and park-and-ride services, but after 12 months of Brexit, Covid-19 and forest fires, plus the cancellation of the Eurovision song contest, I was hoping for something a little less Tough Mudder from this giddy, quasi-historical, action-adventure series, which previously had us gallivanting around Atlantis.