In 2020 things, John Harbaugh doesn't know what day it is, but who does?
by Jon Helmkamp from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5B8CD)
The entire concept of days of the week" is just an imaginary construct at this point, with no distinguishable difference from one to the next. John Harbaugh, head coach for the Baltimore Ravens, is all of us.