Dan Bailey is a slide whistle and a sad trombone
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5BKRP)
You can set your watch to Minnesota sports. The Twins will never win a playoff game, the Timberwolves will see anyone with a name you can remember leave to accomplish anything, and no one will ever remember the Wild even exist, as everyone is more concerned with the Gophers anyway. And the Vikings will watch their...