Tim Dowling: did you hear the one about my second favourite cardigan?

I explain the gag in some detail. The youngest one asks if anyone my age knows who Cardi B is

It's late, and my wife is driving me home from what will turn out to be the band's only gig of 2020 - the second one will soon be postponed due to tier 3 restrictions. But I don't know this yet - I still think I have another shot at it before the end of the year.

I noticed lots of mistakes," my wife says. And I never notice anything."