Chuck Schumer to Mitch McConnell: I Thought a Broke Senate Majority Leader Said Something
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#5CFRY)

On Wednesday, when it appeared that Mitch Turtleneck" McConnell was on the verge of no longer being the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer reportedly grabbed the Kentucky senator by his flabby neck skin and told him, Look at me! I'm the captain now."