The Bears’ offense should be ashamed for torturing the kids watching on Nickelodeon
by Donovan Dooley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5CNWR)

I feel sorry for every child who tuned in to that Bears-Saints game Sunday evening. They deserved better than to see Mitch Trubisky and Matt Nagy completely wreck the Bears offense. Those two probably decreased the team's end-zone slime probability" by more than 50 percent by themselves.