Sam Taunton: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

The internet might not be as funny as real life but it is funny. We ask comedians to tell us how funny

Years ago an electrician came around to replace the light fittings at my ex-girlfriend's all-female sharehouse. He walked in, announced he'd forgotten his toolbox, asked to use the bathroom and proceeded to take the largest, smelliest poo I have ever smelt or witnessed (no doubt the build-up of years of morning starts fuelled by ice coffees and servo meat pies).

He left the bathroom, excused himself before mumbling someone else will come around to finish the job", leaving what can only be described as a warzone in the girls' bathroom.