Clot theory curdles into junkets for migrants on Isle of Man

PM welcomes vaccine safety vow, then spots new offshore home for folk trafficked here under false pretence - of getting a welcome

After a morning spent painting flowers at a primary school in his Uxbridge constituency, Britain's prize clot returned to Downing Street to lead a press conference on clots. Blood clots to be precise.

Following the decision of some countries to suspend their Oxford AstraZeneca vaccination programmes over concerns of blood clot side-effects, Boris Johnson was happy to report that the UK's Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency had declared the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine to be absolutely safe.