Article 5FNGE Old Timey Musician Sings About Not Wanting Kids

Old Timey Musician Sings About Not Wanting Kids

by
Lori Dorn
from Laughing Squid on (#5FNGE)
Thomas-Benjamin-Wild-Esq-I-Dont-Want-Kid

Old-timey musician Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq., who previously had No More F***s to give, crooned an amusing song of his own entitled I Don't Want Kids" while accompanying himself on an acoustic ukulele.

I know children can be fun
And yours I'm very fond of it is true
The advantage is that when I grow weary of their noise
I can direct them back to you

I don't want kids I just want pets
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine
cause they're not mine
To me, a life without children sounds divine

Here's an earlier version of the same song performed on banjolele.

Here's a live version of the song performed at the Craufurd Arms in 2019.

Related Posts

Old Timey Singer Performs Well, This Is Sh*t', An Original Song Dedicated to the Year 2020

A Choir of 6,500 Kids Perform an Amazing Version of Birdhouse in Your Soul' by They Might Be Giants

An Old-Timey Banjolele Cover of the Classic They Might Be Giants Song Birdhouse In Your Soul'

The Mournful Wail of The Toys R' Us I Don't Wanna Grow Up' Theme Song as Performed In a Minor Key

Talented Musician Plays a Medley of Jaunty Old Timey Tunes on a Burning Piano

Puddles Pity Party Sings a Heartfelt Old Timey Cover of the Tom Waits Lullaby On the Nickel'

Follow Laughing Squid on Facebook, Twitter, and Subscribe by Email.

The post Old Timey Musician Sings About Not Wanting Kids first appeared on Laughing Squid.

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location http://laughingsquid.com/feed/
Feed Title Laughing Squid
Feed Link https://laughingsquid.com/
Reply 0 comments