Just say you wanna bang the Stanely Cup, already
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5GSJ4)

Hockey's hallow-fication of The Stanley Cup has been cartoonish for a while. It's perhaps the pointy end of its #PleaseLikeMySport inferiority complex. We play for a Cup while others play for a championship," as if it wasn't really the same fucking thing.