Mocking the Mock Draft: First-round scenarios sure to piss everyone off
by Jon Helmkamp from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5H48Q)
You all have seen more mock drafts than you can count by now. I get it. I promise you, though, you have not and will not see another that resembles this in any way. With the NFL Draft finally, mercifully starting soon, let's have a little fun and create the most chaotic mock draft we can think of. My singular goal...