Please enjoy Dan Feeney’s glorious mullet as Jets O-line guzzles beer at Islanders playoff game
by Dustin Foote from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5J5TH)

Shortly after 3 p.m., the puck dropped for game four of the Islanders-Penguins series. But it was 5 o'clock somewhere at the ol' barn in Nassau County.