No, armchair Twitter goofs, you can’t hit top-tier pitching
by Jon Helmkamp from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5K2A3)
I'm not a professional athlete. I'm not even an athlete. I used to be, back in my youth. You'll hear a cornucopia of opinions on sports from me, from strategy to execution. When a player does something fantastic, I'll say it. When a player does something awful, I'll say it. What you will never hear me say, however, is...