My summer of love: ‘I went to Florida for Mickey Mouse – and ended up with the Makeout Man’

While my teenage friends were going wild in Faliraki, I was in a serious relationship. But at 21, I broke up with my boyfriend and flew to Disney World for romantic adventures

So, you want Mickey Mouse to help you get laid?"

I knew it was a mistake to attempt small talk with the man at immigration. Or to tell him the real purpose of my visit.