US Olympic athletes running wild in Tokyo? Not at the Covid Olympics

The days when a Ryan Lochte night out or athlete bed-hopping made headlines appear numbered in a much changed Olympic village

It's that time again. Time to embrace our inner Olympic judge. Time to contemplate the mating habits of the Great American Athlete.

The game began in earnest a few days ago as the first pictures from inside the athletes' village dorms whipped around the web - and this time there was no getting past the bed. Not only did the mattress appear to be the furthest thing from Olympic" size. (Technically, that's a queen). Not only did the bed look for all the world to be sitting on the box in which it was shipped. No, it also seemed like the kind of thing that could barely hold the weight of one sleeping person, let alone two in the mood for a late night.