Put Oil and Vinegar on Your Ice Cream. Just Do It
by Claire Lower from Lifehacker on (#5MZ7M)

A few weeks ago, my boyfriend stole a bite of my ice cream and screamed. Did you put salt on this?" he asked, visibly upset. I nodded. Maldon is sprinkles," I said, my voice devoid of empathy or sympathy. That'll teach him to steal my treats! (It didn't.)