He'd Rather Die Enormous Than Live Dormant. So What's Bigger Than Owning the Denver Broncos?
One question I get all the damn time-aside from, Nigga, you ate all them crab legs?!"-is how in the hell did I become a fan of both the Orlando Magic and Denver Broncos. Geography isn't exactly my ministry, but I can completely understand how my allegiance to each of these franchises is confusing as shit considering...