Matt Gaetz Ignores the Law, and Now He Can’t Practice It in Florida: Report
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#5R1HF)
The pollen count was high that year when God decided to put on his Birkenstocks and step out for the evening. While waiting for his Uber, God began sneezing. Realizing that he didn't have tissue-he had everything, including hand sanitizer in his shoulder bag-he blew his nose into the parking lot and thus, Florida was...