Zion may not have stopped trying, but it certainly looks like he has
by Sean Beckwith from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5RGBP)
Whenever I watch a nature special and we get to the point where that one wildebeest is starting to straggle and the lions are slowly creeping up, I feel bad for the prey. The Pelicans are that disease-ridden, emaciated wildebeest begging to be feasted upon by a pack of hungry potential new owners.