Marcus Stroman cuts the Yankees instead of his hair
by Jesse Spector from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5S0PW)
The Yankees' policy on personal appearance has long been worthy of mockery, and mockery it has received, for decades, going back to Don Mattingly's appearance on The Simpsons, when Montgomery Burns kept telling the first baseman to cut his sideburns.