Crypto Bros Who Failed to Buy U.S. Constitution Would Like to Give You a New Token Instead of a Refund

Last week, ConstitutionDAO, the DAO that crowdsourced over $47 million to buy a copy of the Constitution, suffered a poetically tragic loss to billionaire Citadel CEO Ken Griffin. They'd inspired meme investors and blockchain idealists and fell to the guy accused of wiping out Robinhood users' Gamestop gains,...